Category Archives: Mitt Romney

Rodents for Mitt Romney

Vote today! Elect Mitt Romney the municipal sanitation inspector general. Yes.

No talk about climate and guns in presidential talkfests

So, one of the biggest factors ever in the world of conservation goes on without any bluster at all from presidential wannabe Mitt Romney and already-President Barack Obama. This article has the numbers that support the headline above. So, in any case, vote Romney for dog catcher and give Paul Ryan a big boost to becoming the municipal sanitary engineer.

Debate ends abruptly as the prez’s punch lands

It’s rich satire from Andy Borowitz at this link. Go for it.

For Mitt, climate change is just a laugh line

The Republican nominee is now a stand-up comedian. Only the generations to come won’t see the humor upon reading up on Mr. Romney.

Mitt sets new record for faking empathy with Americans

Read the satirical look at last eve’s so-called “debate” right here.

Mitt shifts to the right when it comes to talking about energy

That’s right. Stuff like oil drilling, punching holes in Earth for natural gas, building more roads and paving more wildlife habitat, etc. etc. And the cars he talks about now, in fitting for the son of an automobile executive, don’t have to get great mileage. In fact, the more gasoline and petroleum they burn up, the happier he and his Big Oil campaign contributors are. This NY Times piece spells it all out.

Trace Romney’s views on climate change

Actually, he appears to share Senator James Inhofe’s view that it is all a big hoax. Well, heck, you can read about Mitt’s stance right here. Then vote for the other guy.